Senior Moments

• When you find yourself saying, "Where did all this extra stuff come from?" and you're looking at your body, not your house.
• When your phone can find your keys and your keys can find your phone, and you can't find either one.
• When things go missing like your muscles, energy, waistline, hair/hair color.
• When the TV channels you prefer to watch mostly advertise reverse mortgages, walk-in tubs and incontinence supplies. 
• When you start paying attention to those commercials.
• When they give you the senior discount without even asking.
• When you have to make up in hand rail what you lack in knees.
• When your childhood lunchbox is in the antique store, along with the cookie jar you're still using.
• When you realize you ARE the old people you used to leave close parking spaces for.
• When you and your spouse hold hands and people say, "Aw, look at that.", like when the ring bearer and flower girl hold hands at a wedding.