Do You Know Your CDC?

    Unless you have been hiding under a rock for the last two years, which is a really appealing idea, you have heard a lot from the CDC. But what do we really know about them? To learn the ABC's of the CDC, I have prepared an educational multiple choice test.

 

 

1.  What do the initials CDC stand for?

     A.  Center for Data Confusion

     B.  Continually Destroying Credibility

     C.  Creating Doom and Chaos

     D.  Changing Directives Constantly

     E.  (Bureaucrats Promoting) Covid Danger Continually was too long. 

2.  What is the vision statement of the CDC?

     A.  We're scared you won't be scared.

     B.  Where the answer to every question is--Vaccine.

     C.  Covid protocols work . . . unless you're exposed to Covid.

     D.  If we do enough things that don't work, they will work.

     E.  Where we follow the science--if we agree with it.

3.  Where are the CDC headquarters?

    A.  In a government bunker untouched by the U.S. economy.

    B.  In Fauci's guest room.

    C.  In Pfizer's pocket.

    D.  Atlanta

    E.  Atlantis

4.  The CDC's authority comes from

     A. The Mayflower Compact, Constitution or other Important Document.

     B.  The small print in the user agreements no one reads.

     C.  Brainwashing chemicals implanted in hand sanitizers and masks.

     D.  Federal regulations influenced by C.

     E.  C, D and a higher power whose name begins with B.

    

5.  Is the CDC a non-profit organization?

    A. It was, before the secret vaccine kickbacks.

    B. Yes, and it is trying to make the U.S. a non-profit also.

    C.  Not since trademarking the words "mask, protocol and vaccine".

    D.  All government entities are not only non-profit, but losing money.

    E.  All government entities have endless amounts of free money.

 

6.  How does the CDC enforce their guidelines?

    A.  Unlimited, repetitive advertising

    B.  Frightened, but powerful county health officers (not in Montana)

    C.  Pathetic, whining county health officers (many in Montana)

    D.  Mask Nazi citizen volunteers

    E.  Unlimited, repetitive advertising.

7.  Why has the CDC shortened isolation for Covid exposure?

   A.  No one in America was following them, except the mask Nazis.

   B.  They learned they were crippling the economy.

   C.  Until now, they thought economy was a rental car agency.

   D.  They fear Omicron, in case it is not a rental car agency.

   E.  The science they were following wandered off.

      

    There is no answer key for this test because, if I follow the strict, unbiased scientific methods of the CDC, I would have to revise it continually and that seems hard. But here is my handy key for interpreting CDC guidelines--Remember, if we follow the science, when the data to support the science comes from us, we are actually following ourselves. And now I'm going to wash my hands and hide under a rock.