I Wish I Was My Husband's Cell Phone

    Sometimes I envy my husband's cell phone, not because it is an I-phone versus my Samsung, but because:

•      He has not looked at me with that much intensity since our honeymoon.
•      He is always attentive to its call.
•      He enjoys stroking it.
•      He recognizes when it needs recharged.
•      He feels lost without it.

     However, there are also reasons I would not want to be my husband's cell phone, such as:

•      Close examination would reveal how much I have changed since our honeymoon.
•      In order to be constantly attentive, he would have to be constantly under foot.
•      I do not always enjoy being stroked, and especially being swiped. 
•      My husband and I do not get recharged in the same way.
•      Every wife, at times, wants her husband to get lost.