10 Signs You Have Stayed in a Hotel Too Long.

    

1. You know which rooms to choose to get the most sun.
2. You nickname one of the elevators, in this case, "Old Squeaky".
3. You bring clothes you don't even plan to wear because, at the hotel, you'll actually iron them.
4. You no longer need the TV channel guide.
5. You have a favorite stall in the lobby rest room.
6. Ditto for parking spots.
7.   "      "    tables in the breakfast area.
8. You track days of the week by the breakfast selection, especially "bacon" days.
9. Your computer auto fills the room number for internet access. 
10. You have time to write a ridiculous number of blog posts--like this.