FWO--For Women Only

• I guess one good thing about getting the shingles under my breast is that the sag holds the cold compress in place.
• It is a small gel pack for children's "booboos"--close.
• Since I already had the shingles' shot, I am not supposed to get a severe case. Do they call that the tarpaper?
• Since the shingles virus follows the nerve pathway only to the body's centerline, I do not have to worry about this becoming a 2 for 1 special.
• Another good thing--it is in a location that could not possibly come in contact with my baby granddaughter.
• Even if it were more comfortable, I do not have the figure for running around without a bra on, I could trip myself and really get hurt.
• At least shingles only happen when you are old, so my breasts were already "No longer in service."
• For the skin irritation, the doctor suggested a capsaicin product, derived from hot peppers. But fighting fire with fire seemed like a bad idea. The pharmacist agreed.
• I'm glad this happened to me instead of my husband. I find having pain easier to bear than hearing about his.
• For the first time in my computerized life, I can say I've "gone viral".