If We Prayed It Like We Meant It

Our Father who's parked in heaven,
how often we use your name.
May our kingdom come, our will be done
on earth, if not in heaven.
Give us this day enough bread 

to last through retirement.
Forgive us our sins,

 but we will not forgive those

who sin against us.
You don't have to lead us into temptation, 

we can find our way to evil.
For ours is the whining 

and the wanting and the worry
forever and ever.

Amen