Fool Proof

     I am not a fool. I have empirical evidence.  Many times I have tried a "fool proof" recipe, everything from "fool proof microwave peanut brittle" "to fool proof no-streak window cleaner", without success.  I can only conclude that it would have turned out if I had been an actual fool.  Either that or I have gone beyond regular fools to a kind of super fool status, which would also be some level of achievement.  I will not give up attempting "fool proof" recipes.  I like a good challenge and I may just be an expert.