Wednesday, July 4, 2018

Geezer Prevention Dress Code

Older women should not wear white pants with adult diapers. They show. Depend on that.

Makeup rule--less is more. Moderate makeup makes you look younger, too much makes you look older. That is probably not the look you are going for.

If you can't tell the difference between your brow pencil, lip liner and eye liner, don't use any of them. Blue eyebrows draw attention to your face, but not in a good way.

If you are still wearing your high school hair color and style, you either looked stupid as a teenager, or you look stupid now.

Gray hair, worn long, makes 99 percent of women look like witches. Most of the remaining one percent are aging fashion models.

If you wear shorts down to your knees and socks up to your knees, they cancel each other out. Just wear pants.

Even if your black socks match your black shorts, they don't go together.

Same goes for socks and sandals. Are you cold or hot? Make up your mind or, at least, make up your feet.

Pearls do not go with a sweatshirt. Frankly, there is very little jewelry that goes with a sweatshirt.

When young people tell older people their outfit is cute, they actually mean pathetic.

Older men--if the suspenders are working, you don't need the belt, and vice versa.

Wearing leggings will make you more comfortable and everyone else--less.

The washing machine does not remove pet hair from your clothing. It redistributes it.

Sense of smell diminishes with age. You and your clothes have not become unscented, wash both frequently.

Sense of taste diminishes also, which is why you need the above guidelines.









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