20 Captions You Will Not Find Underneath My Picture

Any phrase with the words:        (unless accompanied by standing next to)

• accentuating her toned arms
• deeply tanned
• tall
• slender build
• athletic looking
• Mensa member (more like Sensa user)
• Pulitzer prize winner
• Nobel prize winner
• Rhodes scholar
• intrepid explorer
• computer geek
• long tresses
• leading authority
• staunch liberal
• fitness guru
• well known musician
• from the reality show
• fitness model
• doctors hate her
• avowed atheist  (so thankful for that)