1. I love Democrats because they can take an idea that hasn't worked in any country in which it has been tried and still think it will work here. You've got to admire that kind of optimism.
2. Republicans need Democrats for the same reason wives need husbands, in any given argument somebody has to be wrong.
3. I love Democrats because without their ideology to oppose, Republicans would wind up just like them.
4. Democrats want Americans to have "a chicken in every pot" and, sometimes, just pot.
5. Democrats want every American, regardless of income, to have equal access to lousy healthcare.
6. If there were no Democrats, the news media would not know whom to be biased towards.
7. The Democratic party is the party of the common man--if the common man is a movie star, liberal university professor, lawyer and/or wealthy.
8. Jesus said, "the poor you will always have with you", Democratic entitlement programs help fulfill that scripture.
9. If Democrats were really the voice of the poor, they wouldn't have enough money to tell us that.
10. I love Democrats because they have beautiful ideals. It isn't their fault that the ideals don't work with actual humans.
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