I have previously admitted to being a Bible Study Fellowship addict. I have stayed in it for 20 years because the accountability and application questions have changed my spiritual life. I would rather be a junkie than a flunkie. But there are rules--guidelines actually., and that is the basis for the following post. It is kind of an inside joke for my fellow addicts. Ten things you will not hear from a BSF discussion leader:
1. Would you like another cup of coffee?
2. If you don't have an answer ready, just share off the top of your head.
3. Don't bother giving a scripture reference.
4. The notes were terrible this week.
5. What church do you go to?
6. Any last minute requests before we pray?
7. Who is the guest you brought with you today?
8. We'll stay here and finish while the others go to lecture.
9. It's alright to share her name, we're discreet.
10. Text me the recipe during the lecture.
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