Tuesday, February 24, 2026

Bridal Shower Barrage

 

    I was recently asked to speak at a bridal shower for a young woman from our church who is getting married next month. Which was a minor miracle in itself, I am not exactly an in demand speaker, but mostly I said yes because I feel like I know her pretty well, and also know a fair bit about her fiance. I am going to change their names in this blog, since they are the innocent victims of my brain's barrage. I decided to look through my 15 years of blogs to find something profound to share about marriage. Didn’t find anything--except this story about our first date, since our recent Valentine’s day marks 50 years since that event. 
   I had gone out with Reed once before, but that was a casual, “My church is having a taco night for college age tonight, wanna come? As a broke college student, I would go anywhere for free food. But a Bible college Valentine banquet is a really awkward first date. The speaker was addressing couples in love. The message was about not sacrificing the 99% of the things you like about your boyfriend/girlfriend for the 1% you don’t. I only knew about 1% of Reed at that point and I wasn’t sure how I felt about even that. As it turned out, Reed was the first of four guys that invited me to that same banquet. For an unpopular girl who never dated in high school (not that I wanted to, dating in my high school was synonymous with getting drunk), getting asked out by 4 guys was a Vatican worthy miracle. So I couldn’t help but wonder throughout the awkward evening in my borrowed dress, if I shouldn’t have taken one of the other offers.
  But there is something irresistible about someone who keeps loving you in spite of your response, in spite of yourself. We got engaged June 25, 1976, despite a proposal about as romantic as the taco night invitation. We were in his apartment after dinner when he said,
    “I wanna marry you.”
     I said,”I wanna marry you, too.”
    “Will you?’(That was the trick question I was unprepared for!)
     Long pause . . . gulp . . . "Yes"?
  Not only did he not get down on one knee, he didn’t even get up off the couch. One year, to the day from that romantic milestone, we got married. But I don’t want to dim the enthusiasm for your upcoming wedding day with the story of everything that went wrong on ours. That is a fractured fairytale for another time.

  And since there was no profound marriage advice in my blog, I thought I would share with the bride to be some of the things I wish I’d known earlier in my marriage: 

My husband can’t read my mind.

   If Reed was capable of reading my mind, he would not have given me a cheese platter as the first Valentine’s gift of our married lives. I like cheese, but it felt more like an employee of the month reward than a romantic gesture .After we had children, I was a stay at home mom, so my main contribution to family finances was to save us money, not earn it. Part of that savings was by providing meals at home but—3 times a day, every day, even for someone like me who enjoys cooking, gets tiring. Sometimes I wanted to go out for dinner or for Reed to pick up a pizza or burgers on the way home. But I felt guilty about the expense, so I wanted him to suggest it. Somehow my brainwaves could not transmit that message 14 miles to the airport where he worked. Even when he called and asked “What’s for dinner?” and I said ,”I don’t know” he could not pick up on my thought transmissions. After hearing this advice several years into our marriage, at someone else’s bridal shower, I gave up the minding reading act and just told him when I wanted restaurant food. He was happy to do so, always had been, I just needed to say it. 

I am not my husband’s Holy Spirit.

   When our kids are little, we parents are the ones who help them apply Bible truth to their lives. Until they know the Lord and understand how to listen to the Spirit, we play the role as the spirit in their lives. But because of that, a desire to be helpful, and a sinful desire to tell people what to do, that can overflow into trying to be Holy Spirit Junior in our husband’s lives. I’m sure the day I learned in Bible study that that was not my role in Reed’s life was one of his happiest days in our marriage. Although I do need frequent reminders from the real Holy Spirit, that he knows how to guide my husband better than I do..

Embrace the differences.

   Men are different from women and those differences should be celebrated—especially by the women. One of those differences is spitting. You will not find a group of women standing around visiting and have one suddenly turn around and hawk a loogie on the ground. That is a guy thing. I spent some time contemplating why men spit. They produce more saliva than women but their bodies are equipped to handle the load. I concluded that the main reason men spit is because they can. But another thing that comes out of men’s mouths is words. They do  not have as many words to spit out of their system as women do. "Anna", I know enough about you and your fiance to know you have a different amount of words inside you that need to come out. That is something you’ll need to figure out together. Both words and silence can be too much of a good thing. And Anna, even after decades of marriage, you will sometimes turn to that person you know and love more than anyone on earth and say, “Why on earth did you even think that?” The answer, because he’s a man, that’s why

Timing is everything.

    If the Lord blesses you with children, you will find them to be the most angelic, adorable sinners you can imagine. There is a tendency, after a long day supervising small sinners, for a wife to want to hand at least one of them to her husband as he walks in the door and say “Take this child!” Whether he has had a great day at work or a terrible day, this is not an appropriate way to say, Welcome home! If you know you need to discuss something which may be difficult (for instance, putting that child up for adoption) just kidding. But seriously, save some discussions for after a good meal when he is relaxed and satisfied. You may have had all day to work out the perfect wording, but it will not matter if your husband is not ready to listen. To discuss something on which you are likely to disagree, save it for after "dessert" when hopefully both of you are relaxed and satisfied.
   You and "John" have gone into this relationship as God has directed and we, your church family, have great hopes for where He will lead you in the future. I would like to close with a poem I wrote for my Valentine a couple years ago. May God bless you both with long years together holding hands.
 
  Holding Hands
 
 We still hold hands,
but they are old hands
with age spots, crepey skin,
yet warm enough.

Those early years
short on money
long on kids, holding jobs,
just holding on.

And later on
our children have grown
our savings too, leisure time,
enjoying life.

 Decades ago
I knew this day would come,
growing old, side by side,
still holding hands.
 
 2/10/16

 

 

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