Wednesday, December 30, 2020
There Was No Angel Then
Monday, December 7, 2020
Mask Maskier
Wednesday, November 18, 2020
Running Over
11/13/20
Tuesday, November 17, 2020
Packing It In
Saturday, November 14, 2020
Hearing Loss
Hearing Loss
Friday, November 13, 2020
Masking the Problem
Thursday, November 12, 2020
Why I Kinda Wanted Biden to Get Elected
Tuesday, November 10, 2020
My Man in Chelan
Saturday, November 7, 2020
Trust the Timing
Thursday, November 5, 2020
Where Have All the Brain Cells Gone?
There was a folk song popular in the 60's called "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?" It makes for a great lullaby, even though it is about the sadness and futility of war. At least it is not as scary as the classic about a helpless baby plummeting to the ground from the treetop some irresponsible adult placed them in to go night, night--possibly forever. I like this song because it is easy to sing and because it has enough verses to lull a hyperactive squirrel to sleep. I will give the condensed version here:
Tuesday, November 3, 2020
What They Are Not Saying
After being exposed to a Covid positive woman at Bible study, a county health representative told a class member if she was less than 6 feet away, regardless of mask wearing, to consider herself exposed. What they are not saying is--a mask is not enough protection.
When we are told wearing masks protects others from our germs, but not us from theirs, what they are not saying is--masks work when you exhale, but not when you inhale--because that doesn't make sense.
When we are told putting masks on healthy people will stop asymptomatic spread, what they are not saying is--there has never been a practical way of stopping asymptomatic spread or we would have used it for influenza, norovirus, and the common cold.
When we are told to stop the spread because Covid is far more serious than a cold, and then told to stay home if we have a cold because it might actually be Covid, what they are not saying is--for many people, Covid is no worse than a cold.
When they blame Covid flare ups in the U.S. on social gatherings and not wearing masks, what they are not saying is--Covid is flaring around the world, even in countries that have been on strict lock down since the virus began, so there must be another explanation.
And frankly, if people are defying the protocols worldwide despite civil and military enforcement, when local authorities threaten, or attempt, to return to stricter measures, what they are not saying is--we have the power to leap tall buildings in a single bound, or better yet, to filter out tiny virus particles with a breathable chunk of paper/cloth.
Although, it is sinful on my part, when I pray for these appointed authorities, what I am not saying is--I am praying they get Covid. (Not a bad case, just a little wake up call from reality.)
Monday, October 26, 2020
Meet Me at Covid Corner
Tuesday, October 13, 2020
Old Re-Lie-Ables
By this point in the election cycle, most of us would rather have dental surgery sans anesthesia than watch another political commercial. I stopped believing campaign ads in my 30's when I realized no one's pants were catching on fire even though they were lying. In our house, the job of muting the political ads is practically a sacred trust, and the remote is the holy grail. It would be one thing if there were any originality in the ads, but only the faces change. Here are a few of the old re-lie-ables.
- Identify the candidate with a state they have been in (if only to use a rest stop) least like the state they are running in. In Montana, that is any state on the east coast.
- Center the opponent's face against the worst representations of their party, preferably looking insane, which is almost any picture of Nancy Pelosi.
- Remove one positive element from a bloated, impractical bill-- this year, the Affordable Care Act, and say the opponent wants to take it away, and possibly steal Grandma's walker.
- Guilt by association. Take the most radical agendas of the opposing party and claim the opponent supports them, regardless of their stand as an individual.
- Use the term millionaire as a slur even when the candidate became that way by building a successful business, assuming only unsuccessful businessmen are fit for politics.
- Endorsements from family members. No surprise there.
- Endorsement or un-dorsements from locals. This year, from towns even multi-generational Montana natives have never heard of. Surprise.
- For incumbents, recycle the lies told about them last election, even though they did not keep them from getting elected.
- For the presidential election, slap the same labels--hater, racist--they used last election and spend their campaign arguing against the labels. Since most voters did not fall for the "hate the label" tactic last time, I am fine with the Democrats trying it again. It helped get Trump elected.
Even sadder than having to watch political ads is that, even when they are just photo shopping faces onto campaign ads from the Johnson vs. Goldwater election, someone is getting paid to produce them. They should pay us to watch them--no, not worth it.
Saturday, October 10, 2020
No One in Modern America
Wednesday, September 30, 2020
Dear Paul
First, let me say I am a huge fan of your books. I have read all of them many times and find new inspiration with each reading, but I have a few suggested edits for the book of Romans, chapter 13. For instance, verse one tells everyone to be subject to the governing authorities. Americans are going to have a problem with that right off the bat. Our nation was founded on rebellion, and we like to keep that option on the table. I recommend using the qualifier "worthy" for the authorities. That would give us some wiggle room to resist authority we don't approve of, or feel God would not approve of. That sounds spiritual, right? We would still respect some authorities, but have a loophole that allows us to keep our beloved tradition of ridiculing and complaining about the rest. And instead of saying the authorities that exist are established by God, how about "permitted" by God. That lets God off the hook for bad leaders and bad laws.
You would need to omit verse two, equating rebelling against authority to rebelling against God, entirely. Verse three could be salvaged by inserting the word "if" before rulers hold no terror for those who do right. In verse four, about authorities being God's servants for our good, you would only need to put parentheses like this around (God's) to make the idea more palatable. And verse five could be easily fixed by exchanging the word "necessary" for "recommended" to submit to authority. Our consciences will be just fine with a little rebellion. Most of us pay taxes, so you can leave verse six as it is.
Actually, all the Bible verses about submission are hard for us, so leaving out political and civil leaders would be a big help. I know you were imprisoned, beaten and shipwrecked multiple times, not to mention stoned, but we are being told to wear masks, and those can be hot and stuffy. Frankly, I am shocked that you wrote what you did when Nero ruled Rome. Being subject to someone who burned Christians like torches shows a surprising lack of moral expectations for those you choose submit to. Perhaps you should forward this letter to Peter, who expressed this same misguided attitude toward submitting to human authorities in his book.
In closing, let me reiterate that I am a committed fan and follower, and look forward to reading the revised version of Romans 13. I would like to show it to our pastor, who seems as mixed up as you and Peter about being subject to authority.
Sincerely In Christ,
Connie Lamb
Tuesday, September 29, 2020
Beside the River
Tuesday, September 8, 2020
The Keeper
Between the summit of summer heat
before the leaves fulfill their obligation to fall.
Between the newly cool mornings and the warmth of late afternoon.
We were the only ones in the large, landscaped courtyard
surrounding the fish pond, which my granddaughter
is campaigning to visit as a weekly tradition.
This time, the water was clean and cool.
Gabrielle threw food pellets to the trout in the pond,
the often massive culls from a local hatchery.
Sitting at the shady end of a bench,
I watched my favorite three year old,
listened to her excited commentary
on their frenzied, splashing rush to their meal.
The relaxing sound of the pond's large waterfall
was offset by the screeching of ospreys in their nest nearby.
There are moments when you realize you are experiencing perfection.
Though I can now record those events with my phone camera,
I also lock them in my mind's memory function,
so the sights, the sounds, and feel of those moments
are available whenever I choose to open them.
It is just one of many happy memories
of times spent with my granddaughter,
but this one, like her, is a keeper.
Sunday, August 30, 2020
There Once Was a Limerick Quite Dreadful
Thursday, August 27, 2020
If He Was a Good Man
If the Pharaoh of the Exodus had been a man of good character--
He would have released the Jews from slavery without Moses' intervention,
so the Israelites would not have been willing to leave with Moses, and
fallen into all the idolatry of Egypt, thus
not become God's distinct people,
voiding the prophecies of scripture,
and never reach the promised land.
Moses would have been herding sheep instead of
forming a wayward, grumbling multitude
into God's chosen, covenant nation
being an example of humble leadership, and
writing the first five books of the Bible.
If Pharaoh had let God's people go without the plagues, the
surrounding nations would have wiped out the Jews
as soon as they left Egypt,
nullifying the prophecies of God
regarding His people and their land
and their future Messiah.
I'm so thankful Pharaoh was not a good man.
Wednesday, August 26, 2020
Things We Control
our health, lifespan exercise, diet, supplements
appearance above + beauty treatments
our planet regulating CO2, recycling
racism activism, advertising
gender medical intervention, activism accidents regulations, law suits
Covid 19 masks, social distance, sanitizing
truth denying it
Things we actually control: By:
our actions self control
our attitude eternal perspective
Things God controls: By:
everything sovereignty
Things I conclude: By:
refusing to control things we can
forgetful faith
Friday, August 21, 2020
God's One, Two Punch
Pharaoh & Abraham (Gen. 13:16) God used a lusty Pharaoh and the cowardly, lying, father of our faith, Abraham, to make Abe wealthy.
Abimelech & Abraham (Gen 20) Same scenario, same liar, same outcome, different ruler.
Pharaoh & Moses (Ex. ch. 6-11) God used a hostile Pharaoh and hesitant Moses to prove the power of Jehovah to Israel and to Egypt. And He did it so memorably, surrounding nations were afraid to attack the Jews on their 40 year camp out, and even after.
Nebuchadnezzar & Daniel (Dan. ch 4:34-35) After proud Nebuchadnezzar spends seven years as a free range bovine, he officially acknowledges Daniel's God as supreme.
Darius & Daniel (Dan 6:25-27) After being tricked into throwing Daniel into the lions' den, not only did Darius decree that his subjects fear Daniel's God, but also turned Daniel's enemies into the lions' dinner.
Cyrus/Darius/Artaxerxes & Ezra (2 Chron. 36, Ezra ch. 1 & 6) God used these men to let Jewish captives, along with confiscated temple treasures, return to Jerusalem to rebuild the temple.
Artaxerxes & Nehemiah (Neh. 2) God used Artaxerxes' authority and nervous Nehemiah to rebuild Jerusalem's walls.
Ahasuerus & Esther (Esther ch. 8-9) God used arrogant, licensed-to-kill, Ahasuerus and fearful, faithful Esther not only to save the Jews from destruction, but to turn the tables on their tormentors.
This is not an exhaustive list and I made it with my good Bible tied behind my back, so to speak. My travel Bible has a tiny concordance and no helps. The rulers listed above were not elected, and had the power to kill political rivals, but that was because crucifying opponents through news media was not yet available. There were several good men who ran for President in 2016, but God chose Donald Trump. And Trump has, inexplicably (apart from the sovereignty of God) chosen to surround himself with men of faith as running mate and advisors. Looking back, I realize the men I wanted to vote for could not have withstood the fire hose (aka shit storm) of opposition Trump has. For that, God needed an egomaniac. But because of that One, Two Punch, policies have been enacted that the moral, Christian presidents of my lifetime never had the chutzpah to try:
- Defunding Planned Parenthood
- Appointing pro life judges to the Supreme Court
- Stop bankrolling nations who hate us and our ally, Israel
- Recognizing Jerusalem, God's holy city, as Israel's capitol
- Upholding freedom of worship in America
- Working for release of Christians unjustly imprisoned in other countries
I may have held my nose to vote for Donald Trump in 2016, but I will gladly vote for him in 2020, because I can see God working through him and I want to be a part of that. I appreciate my son-in-law's walk with God and leadership of his family, but I do not believe standing for our principles is God's highest plan for us. That can easily become entangled with self righteousness. I believe our highest purpose and privilege is to participate in doing God's will on Earth as it is in heaven. God has never limited Himself to men of good morals as the authorities He sets in place to fulfill His purposes, and I probably should not set my standard higher than His. ONE What He does require is for a believer close to that person to speak up for what is right. TWO The question is not whether I would choose Donald Trump as President, but whether God has. PUNCH
Tuesday, August 18, 2020
Why Do Guys Spit?
In years past, a lot of men chewed tobacco. It was, and is, a disgusting habit, but at least it justified the need to spit. Who would want to swallow something that nasty? Some people still chew tobacco, but the lack of spittoons indicates that tobacco chewers are a dying breed, in more ways than one.
According to my exhaustive three minute google search on websites that ranged from big word medical studies to bad word ladies magazines, men produce more saliva than women simply because their salivary glands are bigger. But since their bodies are also bigger they ought to be able to handle the additional swallowing. The raunchy ladies magazines suggest it is just a disgusting habit which, despite their feminist perspective, they do not recommend women emulate.
Fortunately, the men in my life seldom spit, at least around me, which is good because it makes me start to puke. As a nurse aide I regarded urine, stool and emesis AKA pee, poop and vomit, as well as the drainage from various tubes, merely as substances to be measured, recorded and discarded. But mucus was another story--at least to my gag reflex. So glad I did not have to measure that. Although I once had to deliver a cup of sputum to an R.N., I did not have to look at it. When guys snort and spit I know exactly why they are doing it, but knowing that just makes me gag more.
The medical studies I skimmed always end with a conclusion, so here is mine. Guys spit because they are guys. It is the same reason they admire the quality and volume of each other's burps and farts. At least men don't sniff what dogs do--around me anyway.